Will Dave Portnoy say “million” six or more times in episode 1 of the 2026 Internet Invitational?

The purse went from $1 million to at least $4 million, and Portnoy is not known for underselling his own numbers.

Resolves YES if Portnoy audibly says the word “million” (alone or inside “millions”, “$4 million”, “million-dollar”) six or more separate times. Only words Portnoy speaks count, not captions or other people quoting him. Exactly six resolves YES.

Source: the Season 2 episodes as uploaded to YouTube by the Internet Invitational, Fore Play Golf and Bob Does Sports channels, judged from what the episode itself shows.

Closes when episode 1 goes live, scheduled for 1 p.m. ET on Monday 26 October 2026. The golf was filmed in August, so the players already know. You don't. Settles once the episode has aired.

If the episode has not been released by 31 December 2026, voids and refunds.